Apparently I talk in my sleep. I'm sorry Amy for all the crazy things I've said to you during my sleep talking.

Let's all participate in a little imagination activity, I'll lead the activity, here goes: Imagine the second floor ladies room at the library. Now imagine Sara wearing a white tank top, a red knee length skirt and chocolate brown flip flops as she walks out of a stall in the previously mentioned ladies room. As she steps out of the stall, she takes a long stride and hears a ripping, tearing noise. "What was that?!" Sara thinks to herself. She turns around so her butt is facing the mirror. "CRAP!" Sara exclaims when she sees her reflection. The butt starring back at her is wearing a torn red skirt. When I say torn, I mean ripped from the bottom hem of the skirt to mid butt cheek. Sara wonders, "how am I going to get out of here without showing all of campus my butt?" Her only solution is to turn the skirt sideways and hope no one notices the fashion no no. Sara gave the skirt a twist, held her head high and tromped home.
Now imagine Sara calling American Eagle stores to see if they have anymore of the red skirts. One sales ladys says, "Oh it's the red one? A lot of people have been having problems with them ripping..." "THANKS FOR TELLING ME NOW LADY!" Sara thinks to herself. The end.

Happy Birthday Tank!!!

Happy 25th anniversary Mom and Dad!!! Congrats and thanks for loving eachother... your love for eachother and me certainly makes my life wonderful! Happy Birthday Mom!

I'm in KINDERGARTEN! I got my student teaching placement yesterday for next fall and I'll be in Ms. Shelly Anderson's kindergarten classroom at Diamond Path Elementary. I could pee with excitement! We'll sing songs and have circle time and eat playdoh and take naps and be silly and do all the other fun things kindergarteners do!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR SCHOOL TO START IN THE FALL!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Mandy!

I got a letter from my Marine today!!!!! It was a pretty funny letter... I'm sure he's going to be a fun pen pal! The comments in the margins were hilarious and his concerns about grammar were pretty funny too. And now I have to go finish my homework so I can write Mike, my Marine, back!!! WOO HOO!!!!

I think I can play with the big boys on this one. Read:
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

Today is my favorite day of the year... I don't really know why I love Palm Sunday but I do... I'm weird like that. WOO HOO PALM SUNDAY!